"How come ice only forms on the bridge?"
"I’m my own stenographer."
"Can we stop at one of those places where people look at me funny?" (middle of Texas)
"Because everything cool is only cool at night!"
"I'll stab my eyes out now and kill myself later"
"I have restless leg syndrome when it comes to putting on pants"
"Hold on I'm pooping"
(text from gianna)